Son, I’ve worked for fifty years, I’ve had me ups and downs.
And now me bank account is yours-it’s plenty thousand pounds.
Dad, old boy you’re great
I always knew that you had guts!
Son, I’ve worked for fifty years, me profitable game
Should legally be yours, and you can carry on the name.
Trust me, Dad, it’s done tonight
Before the lawyer shuts.
Son, I’ve worked for fifty years, me vast experience
Is worth a little fortune –it’s the stuff of common sense
I shall stuff it safely, father
Where the monkey stuffs his nuts.
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